Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Woodchucks, Life

NOTE: Skip the first paragraph only if thou art allergic to insanity.

So the Woodchucks have become a militant species, having only one goal in life, wiping out all predators. It's interesting what these critters can do, but what's more interesting is how they go about doing all this and for what reason. After years of being dominated by the Human race, the Woodchucks are finally fighting back, they want the same status as almost every animal has been given in the past, then want the status of God. From dogs to cats to elephants to mice, almost all animals have been worshiped in some way or another, but not the Woodchucks. So now it's either worship the Woodchucks or face their wrath! Be good else the wrath of the Woodchucks shall fall upon thee! Bhonkrow Woodchucks, Bhonkrow...

Anyways enough of that for the time being. There are so many things that I want to do, that I want to try out, but when I think about it all, I wonder when I'll get the time to do them. Generally once people start working, they don't get much of a break from life to do something different, something crazy. For example, I really want to go sky-diving someday, and skiing, white water river rafting, bungee jumping, mountain climbing, and other thrilling things like that. I want to go trekking (I've never been trekking!!), and go to National Parks, and travel the world, and write all about these adventures I have. I want to learn how to play tennis (or at least learn some sport properly) and learn how to play the guitar, and become good at both. But most of all I want to have enough time to read as many good books as possible.

Once you have to shoulder responsibility, all these things you've always wanted to do have to be put behind and more important things like earning a living and settling down take up your time. And after a certain point of time, when the pleasures of these things can no longer be had, a longing creeps in and you wish you could go back in time and live your life differently. Even now I wish I had learned how to play tennis when my dad was teaching me how to, and I wish I had pestered my dad, when I was younger, to get me a guitar. I wish I had taken out more time to read good books when I was supposed to be reading books rather than wasting summer vacations away.

Yet I know that if anything had happened differently in my life then I wouldn't be who I am today, and I don't know whether this is supposed to comfort me or not, but I do feel a sense of relief in that matter. You see, when we are young, we don't know how the things we do will mold our personality, or I should say, we cannot control who we become. Once we are more mature then we know better in what direction to steer ourselves, and even though it may go wrong at times, we can always steer back onto the path we want to be on.

I may not be able to do everything I've listed out, but I'll definitely make some of those things happen for there's really no point in living if you stop enjoying the thrills of being alive. I don't want to be rich or famous while I'm alive, but I do want to be happy and be able to look back at my life and say to myself that I lived it.

11 comments:

linusvanpelt said...

wow!!! and seriously, the status of gods aint what it used to be...

bye the way, are the woodchucks gonna turn predators some day???

bhonkrow!!!! hahahahaha..

Unknown said...

Hehe woodchucks!! finally the topic comes up into blogs as well!
The beginning lines are difficult to understand but later on when you talk of all that you want out of life, we get to know a bit on what is inside the mind of the lunatic :P
By the way, "I don't want to be rich or famous while I'm alive, but I do want to be happy and be able to look back at my life and say to myself that I lived it.", very well and aptly written!

Anonymous said...

The entry reminds me of lines written by an 80 year old man ( or was it 107) can't remember: I didnt read the whole book as usual -
"If I had to live my life over again, i would relax more, i'd be sillier than i have been on this trip i would climb more mountains swim more rivers watch more sunsets i would have more actual troubles and less imaginary ones oh i've had my moments and if i had to do it over again i'd have more me than them in fact i'd try to have nothing else just moments one afer another" the writer realized too late the value of time he had lost... in ur case however realization dawned early hell we have just entered our twenties.. let it be a lesson to all - to live life to the fullest.
btw even non lunatics could understand first para written by lunatics ;)

Anonymous said...

n ... good work.... ur blog entries quality is improving day by day...
n plz write more bout woodchucks... couldnt relate to aliens but like woodchucks

Anita said...

Hello again,
no i am not allergic to insanity and so i enjoyed the first para . i think the fist para was more creativity than insanity anyways it was fun. and about your plans to go trekking do try it some time its seriously fun . and i hope that you can look back at your life and say that you have "lived it".

Australopithecus said...

I wish i had joined the army then i can skydive for free.

Australopithecus said...

could.

Anonymous said...

hey garfield is back, but new more chronicles of woodchucks by paranoid android !! looking fwd to them, i have finished my novels so back to reading blogs, so plz oblige :)

Anonymous said...

hey garfield is back, but new more chronicles of woodchucks by paranoid android !! looking fwd to them, i have finished my novels so back to reading blogs, so plz oblige :)

Monalisa said...

To live a life and have no regrets now there's a challenge !!!.All the very best.

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